The Kenny G Chronicles 2: In the Mood for Love

What up guys, gizmos, and music lovers? ;)

First off:

To all my great fans out there - stop sending me tapes of your “musical performances.”  They make my ears bleed.

Anyways, I thought I’d talk about my saxophone music instrument.  My current Saxophone Music device is a 1935 Graf von Goettingen.  Don’t bother looking it up.  It’s far too expensive for any of you to have even heard about it.  It was partially assembled from melted down Nazi gold bullion.  The German government gave it to me in 1999 in recognition of my artistic achievements.  They also hoped that in exchange, I would return a 1702 Stradivarius I had previously stolen from a museum in Berlin.

Their hopes were in vain and I am presently using it as an ashtray on my patio.

But back to my von Goettigen, which is pretty much the baby of my life right now.  It creates a perfect, scintillating melody that is sure to complement a wide array of rhythms.  In addition  The mouthpiece is also detachable and I discovered last Thursday that it can be used as a dildo for ass to ass penetration between the two Mexican teenagers I met over at Craigslist.  Si Papa, indeed, Juanita.