1) Tightly rolled sleeves that make your veins pop out. You need a buddy to pull a blouse off of you. My room mates and I even came up with a ditty:
Elbow locked, chest on fist. Pinch-pull, eeeaaassse off the arm.
2) Skoal or Copenhagen. I wouldn’t know, since dip is nasty.
3) East Coast or West Coast. The old debate between hills and sandfleas. I do know that West Coast MCT had weekends off, the bastards.
4) Hurry up and wait.
5) Alcohol sans hydration.
6) dear god Monster energy drinks
