October 2010
3 posts
Your power to coerce only endures as long as your ammunition supply.
And one for Chesty Puller
1) Tightly rolled sleeves that make your veins pop out. You need a buddy to pull a blouse off of you. My room mates and I even came up with a ditty:
Elbow locked, chest on fist. Pinch-pull, eeeaaassse off the arm.
2) Skoal or Copenhagen. I wouldn’t know, since dip is nasty.
3) East Coast or West Coast. The old debate between hills and sandfleas. I do know that West Coast MCT had...
Sweetness and Light: Glory days are back again. →
natface:
I’m in DC for the first time in almost a year, and it’s strange and familiar all at the same time. What’s definitely strange is that I’ve been hit on three times since I got here yesterday, despite almost never getting catcalled while living here. (One guy called me “snow bunny” because I had my…
I bet it’s a black dude that said this. A “snow bunny” is a...
September 2010
2 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
My temples are throbbing.
I hate populism. I hate the empty, vacuous chatter that emanates from populist rabble.
“We hate big government spending. We want to protect America. We’re getting taxed to death!”
These simpletons are oblivious. What are the 3 largest components of the federal debt (quite apart from the profligate spending of the average citizen)?
1) Entitlement spending such as...
August 2010
1 post
it turns my stomach
I watch Fox News in the chow hall and the general paranoia and delusion about everything from the financial bail out to the mosque construction reinforces my contempt for the right.
But when I see how the left reacts so gleefully to the wikileaks scandal with disgusting moral relativism, I can only despise them for it.
I’m not really sure what I believe in or where I stand anymore. It...
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
2 posts
Twentynine Palms is hot, dry, dusty, sparse and bleak. Everyone who comes here is forced to confront the arid reality of a rugged and fairly inhospitable landscape teeming with rattlesnakes and unpleasant arthropods. I guess that’s why so many people hate it here and why I like it. It inspires a sense of ascetic virtue ,as if some immense and quiet force says to you, “Control...
May 2010
1 post
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t jelly your dick into someone’s mouth.
April 2010
2 posts
December 2009
1 post
Let Us Praise the Noble Whale
Sir,
You are a gentleman and a scholar
Immersed in careful study of the tides
Poseidon’s trusted stalwart
An unwavering comrade of the watery depths
You unfailingly follow etiquette
And file your taxes with prompt initiative
With steadfast determination, you embark
On numerous purposeful voyages that earn the praise of others
I salute you, O Cetacean Prince
In all enterprises we...
November 2009
3 posts
October 2009
6 posts
August 2009
3 posts
intelligent life, my ass.
natface:
I don’t know why the common conception is that if there’s life out there (and I think there most certainly is), that it’s smarter than us. Chances are it’s just some weeds growing, with like, a misshapen pig-type creature thrown in for good measure. If other life was so much more intelligent, then it would have come here to hang out with us already.
On the other hand, maybe other life...
April 2009
1 post
A Curious Case of Urban Decay
Last weekend, I went to visit Murray in his studio, at his invitation. We are not especially good friends, although this may change with some time. It’s not that Murray and I are new acquaintances. We’ve crossed paths several times, since we have a few social circles in common. The culminating point for our amicability was at a gallery opening two weeks ago. I had arrived to meet another...
February 2009
5 posts
January 2009
5 posts
Batman on Craigslist Personals
gotham city craigslist > men seeking women
I’M GODDAMN BATMAN (gotham)
Right now I’m just brooding in my fortress of batshit insanity. Silently. All alone. I’ve had enough, so I activated the Bat-internet to look for companionship.
Did I mentioned I was Batman? I hear people living on the surface meet for coffee. Let’s do that. Let’s meet for coffee...
The Kenny G Chronicles 3: Kenny's a Felon
Hey guys, it’s the G-meister checking in.
I know what you’re all wondering: “Hey, Kenny, how’s that wacky house arrest thing going?”
Well, that’s not how I look at it. I’m viewing it in more positive terms. I am currently a political prisoner whose artistic integrity is under attack from the establishment under the guise of “community...
The Kenny G Chronicles 2: In the Mood for Love
What up guys, gizmos, and music lovers? ;)
First off:
To all my great fans out there - stop sending me tapes of your “musical performances.” They make my ears bleed.
Anyways, I thought I’d talk about my saxophone music instrument. My current Saxophone Music device is a 1935 Graf von Goettingen. Don’t bother looking it up. It’s far too expensive for any of...
The Kenny G Chronicles: Death to Nickelback
Hey Guys
Me.
Kenny G here.
I just stumbled onto this amazing website, and boy, am I impressed! So many people here are connecting to share their thoughts, feelings, talents and passions. So I thought I’d share a little passion of mine-my passionate hatred of Nickelback, that is.
Chad thinks he’s buying pot. It’s actually sawdust.
Furthermore, while I am only a...
December 2008
1 post
Actus Tragicus
On the evening of April 14th, Abraham Lincoln, the greatest and most beloved president in American history, sat down with Mrs. Lincoln and Major Rathbone to watch the comedic play Our American Cousin at the Ford’s Theater. Earlier in the day, the Great Emancipator’s plans for the evening had been made known to John Wallace, a compulsive masturbator and Confederate sympathizer despite...